Freedom Rocks!

Last September I came across this ad on a subway entrance in midtown.

well i can't argue with that

wait a second this is getting weird

Kids like parties. Parties are fun - you know, hanging out on the beach, playing grab-ass with your friends, raising your fists for some reason... anyway, without freedom, there would be no parties. Zero of them. Therefore, something about joining the National Guard.

Nothing says party like giving up your freedoms to protect them from Sunni insurgents and renegade Shi'ite militias! I guess when (if?) you get back from Iraq, the parties will rock even harder!